Now, I have a plan.

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 08/04/2016 at 09:45 • Filed to: Gruesome, Beating Trains, Accidents, NHTSA, IIHS, Train Safety, Top Gear

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And that is to plop every single car from MY2012 to MY2017 that is an IIHS and NHTSA top safety pick (either or), supercars from the same years, and some GT3 race cars from the same years onto a level crossing and have a train run through it. Dummies shall be placed inside every car, filling up all seats.

This isn’t about which car can keep its occupants alive—that’s not gonna happen—it’s about how far down the Happy Tree Friends scale can we go.

AdverseMartyr > Wheelerguy 08/04/2016 at 00:08

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These dummies:

Seat Safety Switch > Wheelerguy 08/04/2016 at 00:44

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The thing that always amazes me when you see a car get hit by a train is how far the battery flies. It’s like when pedestrians get hit by a car and their shoes come off.

Wheelerguy > AdverseMartyr 08/04/2016 at 00:47

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Nah, Ramsay Bolton is enough.

Birddog > Wheelerguy 08/04/2016 at 01:36

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That would be a wonderful career!

What do you do for a living?

..I run Locomotives into new cars.

Oh. That.. Wait, what??

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Wheelerguy 08/04/2016 at 01:42

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butwhy.gif

Wheelerguy > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 08/04/2016 at 02:02

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For the glory of satin, of course.

Tareim - V8 powered > Wheelerguy 08/04/2016 at 03:03

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Probenja > Wheelerguy 08/04/2016 at 10:41

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Honda Civic could survive*

*Only rear impacts with the train slowed down.